y'all should meet him. Him name's Sutter. And he's a bottle of wine. I'm meeting up with Captain Morgan later too. And probably Jose Cuervo as well. I refuse to believe that SAD is single's awareness day. It's SIT AND DRINK Day. That's that. I love it.
My friends and I might be hitting up karaoke later. And then I'm going to Shakespeare's pub tonight. With friends. To get piss drunk. And maybe sleep with "Ted Mosby" Mike. I'm horrible. (And then I committed sins of the flesh... several times in succession.)
I'm drunkish already. It's the middle of the day. But it's happy hour somewhere, which is some kind of consolation. F man.
Sutter misses me. I'm gonna go finish him off. Happy Vday, all. I'm really dirty, huh? I'm also kinda drunkish. Almost. Gettin' there.
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